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Name: Attic, The Year: 1998 Era: Silver Years Type: Collection Development Time: 1 year(s)  Description: This was a collection of skits done in our attic. It mostly contained McDonalds skits were the person would be rude, or just weird (or my cat once). -Intro -Mc #7 - Hobbes -Mc #8 - Nervous Guy -Mc #9 - Snobby -Gimme a Beer -The Loner -Navy Seal Intense Training -China Place 1 -Mc #10 - One-armed Man -ITT Technical Institute -Gimme a Beer 2 -The Loner 2 -Gimme a Beer 2 … 2 -China Place 2 -Alien -Monsters -Mc #11 - Short Attention Span -Mc #12 - Voice Activated -Mc #13 - Speed -China Place 3 -Soy Sauce Skit -Aliens 5 -Mirror Faces -Chris Presents -Mc #14 - Reader -Mc #15 - Foreigner -Mc #16 - Big Guns -Mc #17 - Blind Man -Psychiatrist #1 - Word Repeater -Psychiatrist #2 - Overtalker -Psychiatrist #3 - Fat Man -Psychiatrist #4 - Auntie Helga -Psychiatrist #5 - Mc Employee -Peace Alien -Psychiatrist #6 - Scream Ghost -School Skit -Psychiatrist #7 - Siamese Twins -Psychiatrist #8 - Self Esteem -Mc #18 - Tipping -He's Back! -New Song in the West -Snarkie the Werewolf -Campout -Airport Security -Interrogation 1 -Interrogation 2 -Henrietta -Mc #19 - Psychic -A Tale of Fatness -Job interview #1 - Monotonous -Job interview #2 - Homey Ebonics -Job interview #3 - Alien -Job Interview with a Vampire -Spice Girls Try-outs -Covergirl Lipstick -Chris Troc Comedy -The Clowns are in Town -Judge Jody #1 -Bus Monolog #1 -Bus Monolog #2 -Mirror Faces -Judge Jody #2 -Mc #7 - Hobbes (Dann, Hobbes) Hobbes plays the role as the Mc Employee and won't answer any questions or take an order. -Mc #8 - Nervous Guy (Dann, Chris) It's a Mc Employee's first day and he's nervous and cries at every order. Once the customer is done ordering, he freezes and makes him read off the order. -Mc #9 - Snobby (Chris, Dann) The customer comes in an orders the Mc Employee to fulfill his lines. But the jokes on him, because this is Mc, and no one gets their order correct. -Gimme a Beer (Chris, Dann) A white trash man wants a beer from his brotha Sammy. Ok, he says, and tosses him a beer. Repeat... -The Loner (Chris, Dann) A poor tortured soul is trapped and forced to live in his own attic. He reckons he'll get out one day. -Navy Seal Intense Training (Dann, Chris) The most fierce training involves being stabbed and yelled at. At graduation day, the recruits are dead. -China Place 1 (Dann, Chris) A man tries to order a chicken and the waiter will not give him that due to the murder of the chickens in electricity water. When he tries to order wine, he can't have that because he'll be drunk driving home. Finally when he orders shrimp, that's the final straw and the waiter storms out. -Mc #10 - One-armed Man (Dann, Chris) For the sake of equal opportunity, nothing goes wrong. -ITT Technical Institute (Chris, Amy) ITT wants your children if they're geniuses. One student can't make the cut and has to be taken out. But still send them your children. -Gimme a Beer 2 (Chris, Amy, Dann) First attempt, Amy messes up. -The Loner 2 (Amy, Dann) Then Amy cries. -Gimme a Beer 2 . 2 (Chris, Amy, Dann) Now Sammy's brotha wants food, and it sure does come. So much he gets hit with all the pieces. -China Place 2 (Dann, Chris) The manager comes in to complain about the service from the previous incident. He gets the same. -Alien (Dann, Chris) Two people search for an alien and find it, but all it wants is food. -Monsters (Dann, Chris) Various shots of mirrored faces. -Mc #11 - Short Attention Span (John, Chris) The Mc Employee can't keep his concentration and his vision wanders off about the room. He gives up and leaves because there's no orange soda. Later he comes back and tries to hard to concentrate to make up for it, but has a stroke. -Mc #12 - Voice Activated (John, Chris) The Mc Employee gets the bright idea to reprogram the computer to be totally voice activated. This of course doesn't work and the computer interprets the order to be boiling soda and alcoholic beverages, then it gets a virus and crashes. -Mc #13 - Speed (John, Chris) The order is read speedily and is given out perfectly. -China Place 3 (Dann, John, Chris) A homeless man goes to China Place and is given the best service including turtle egg bird nest soup and lobster bisque, while the rich man gets no service and has to stand. Finally the rich man tries to take some of the homeless man's food and has to be taken out. -Soy Sauce Skit (John, Chris, Dann) A man has the perfect concentration of Ice Tea and it couldn't be better. But the waiter refills his glass ruining the balance, so he has to add more ice tea. The waiter comes back, and this was supposed to be the joke, but we didn't have ice tea or didn't feel like getting it, so we used Soy Sauce instead which of course tasted terrible, and the glass really never needed filling, so everything went downhill from there. -Aliens 5 (Chris, Amy, Dann) Again we search for aliens, and find one that wants to be taken home with you. -Mirror Faces (Chris, Dann) Random mirror faces. -Chris Presents (Chris, Dann) Chris presents himself and explains how he works. -Mc #14 - Reader (Chris, Dann) Part of Chris Presents. I got mad because he threw down my book in real life, so I left. -Mc #15 - Foreigner (Chris, Dann) A foreigner comes in and looks through a translation book to give his order. He can't find one word, so he gets upset and runs away. -Mc #16 - Big Guns (Alan, Dann) In Texas, a man was a new Rodaayo burger and tries to show where it is, but the Mc Employee pulls out a gun to ward him off. The man has his own gun and they continue to outgun each other until the man pulls out a small gun and therefore loses...for now. -Mc #17 - Blind Man (Chris, Dann) The Mc Employee can't see that well and needs huge glasses. The customer take advantage of this and robs him blind. I actually really felt bad while filming this and didn't want to take the money after a while. -Psychiatrist #1 - Word Repeater (Chris, John) A common psychiatric trick is to simply repeat the last word the patient says to keep them thinking you're interested. -Psychiatrist #2 - Overtalker (Chris, Amy) A girl has problems, but the psychiatrist has no time for this and talk about his own life. -Psychiatrist #3 - Fat Man (John, Chris) The psychiatrist is fat and the patient is insane and wants to kill fat people. This causes problems. -Psychiatrist #4 - Auntie Helga (John, Dann) Auntie Helga denies everything. -Psychiatrist #5 - Mc Employee (Chris, John) The Mc Employee drifts off into his own little world and never comes back. -Peace Alien (John) John's Mirror Face -Psychiatrist #6 - Scream Ghost (John, Chris) The Scream Ghost needs help, but the psychiatrist is outta here! -School Skit (Chris, Amy) This is boring, I have no idea what this is. -Psychiatrist #7 - Siamese Twins (Chris, Amy) A girl has issue with her Siamese twin, so the psychiatrist suggests getting rid of her. -Psychiatrist #8 - Self Esteem (Chris, Amy) Two girls tease a man who needs help and don't pull any punches. -Mc #18 - Tipping (Dann, Chris) The Mc Employee expects tips after every item ordered, but still gives out bad food (if it's food at all). -He's Back! (Dann, Chris) The doughboy is back and he's meaner than ever...etc.... -New Song in the West (Dann, Chris) A new cowboy has come to the west, and he's bad at twirling his gun. -Snarkie the Werewolf (Dann, Chris) It's a half moon, so you know what time that is, it's Snarkie the Werewolf time. A local news reporter covers the story and gets eaten. -Campout (Chris, Dann) Two boys have a campout and play truth or dare, which leads to boring results and the tent falling down. -Airport Security (Chris, Dann, Amy) A man is on a business trip and gets stopped at the metal detector. The security guard puts a gun in his bag and this sets off the alarm. He retrieves the gun and sends the man on his way. Then he goes to Mc, and the employee puts a fry in his bag, which then again causes trouble. Later a woman man puts a baby in his bag and yells at him for stealing that. When the airport police show up he drops his hat in the bag and tells him to just get on the plane. He can't because a little girl is now in his bag, and his ticket is ripped up. Not even knowing where the crowned jewels are will save him now. -Interrogation 1 (Dann, Chris, John) A man is interrogated about his appearance and a very vague situation that just ends up confusing him. -Interrogation 2 (Dann, Chris, John) A man steals a hundred grand, and is tricked into admitting the interrogator is beautiful, which she isn't! -Henrietta (Dann) A mirror song about Henrietta. -Mc #19 - Psychic (John, Chris) The Mc Employee suddenly comes to the realization that he's psychic and tries to read the customer's mind. This comes out all wrong, but it's the customer's fault. -A Tale of Fatness (John, Chris, Dann) A fat man looses his doughnut, but goes through a life changing journey to recovery. -Job interview #1 - Monotonous (Dann, Chris) A man goes for an interview, but the interviewer is very boring and won't talk much. -Job interview #2 - Homey Ebonics (Dann, Chris) Yo! You be down with da clunka stuff. It be happening, yo. -Job interview #3 - Alien (Dann, Chris) An alien tries to get a job with computers and says he has lots of experience. -Job Interview with a Vampire (Dann, Chris) A vampire tries to get a job and promises to have the interviewer's family for dinner. -Spice Girls Try-outs (Dann, Chris, Amy, Mary) Since the Spice girls are missing a member or two, a casting call is arranged to find a new member. Applicants include drunk spice, hillbilly spice, biker spice, Aunt Iota spice, and mall chick spice. -Covergirl Lipstick (Chris, Mary, Amy) A parody of the Cover Girl ads with the monotonous non-rhyming poetry that used to play. -Chris Troc Comedy (Chris, Dann) Chris jokes galore, it all begins here and never stops. -The Clowns are in Town (Dann, Chris) A clown troll and a negative filter make the most horrific thing you could imagine. -Judge Jody #1 (Dann, Chris, Amy) A man is suing for falling down when breaking into a house. He has video evidence which shows that he's to blame. -Bus Monolog #1 (Chris, Amy, Dan) A man and girl sit down in a bus and have conversations in their head. -Bus Monolog #2 (Dann, Amy, Chris) Same as last one except with a girl and ugly woman. -Mirror Faces (Dann, Chris) More mirror fun! -Judge Jody #2 (Dann, Chris, Amy) The cases aren't said too loudly and no one really knows what they're doing there. Trivia: -Mc skits #1-6 were made before the Attic series, #20 was after. Website: http://www.dcjproductions.com/dcj/surcharge.shtml Characters: (132) Airport Cop - Dann Thombs Airport Ticket Man - Dann Thombs Airport Victim - Chris Thombs Alien Interviewee - Dann Thombs Alien Searcher 1 - Chris Thombs Alien Searcher 2 - Dann Thombs Alien Searcher 3 - Chris Thombs Aliens Girl - Amy Thombs Auntie Helga - Dann Thombs Auntie Helga Spice - Dann Thombs Biker Spice - Dann Thombs Bus Passenger 1 - Chris Thombs Bus Passenger 2 - Amy Thombs Bus Passenger 3 - Amy Thombs Bus Passenger 4 - Dann Thombs Business Man 1 - John Heins Business Man 2 - Chris Thombs Camper 1 - Dann Thombs Camper 2 - Chris Thombs China Place Guest - Chris Thombs China Place Manager - Chris Thombs China Place Waiter - Dann Thombs Chris Troc - Chris Thombs Clown Victim - Chris Thombs Clown, The - Dann Thombs Cover Girl 1 - Chris Thombs Cover Girl 2 - Mary-Elizabeth O'Malley Cover Girl 3 - Amy Thombs Dannfeld - Dann Thombs Doughboy - Chris Thombs Doughboy Victim - Chris Thombs Drunk Spice - Chris Thombs Fat Man - John Heins Fat Mans Friend - Chris Thombs Feed Me Alien - Dann Thombs French Man - Chris Thombs Glutton Girl - Amy Thombs Goey the Cyclops Thing - Dann Thombs Henrietta - Dann Thombs Hillbilly Spice - Amy Thombs Hobbes - Hobbes Homeless Man - John Heins Interrogated 1 - John Heins Interrogated 2 - John Heins Interrogator 1 - Chris Thombs Interrogator 2 - Dann Thombs Interrogator 3 - Chris Thombs Interrogator 4 - Dann Thombs Interviewer 1 - Dann Thombs Interviewer 2 - Dann Thombs Interviewer 3 - Chris Thombs Interviewer 4 - Dann Thombs ITT Spokeman - Chris Thombs ITT Student - Amy Thombs Jimmy - Dann Thombs Jody Defendant 1 - Amy Thombs Jody Defendant 2 - Amy Thombs Jody Plaintiff 1 - Chris Thombs Jody Plaintiff 2 - Chris Thombs Judge Jody - Dann Thombs Kings Inn Spice - Chris Thombs Kings Inn Spice - Dann Thombs Kiss Me Woman - Chris Thombs Loner 2, The - Amy Thombs Loner, The - Chris Thombs Mall Chick Spice - Mary-Elizabeth O'Malley Manny - Chris Thombs Mario Hilaireo - Chris Thombs Mc Airport Employee - Dann Thombs Mc Customer #10 - Chris Thombs Mc Customer #11 - Chris Thombs Mc Customer #12 - Chris Thombs Mc Customer #13 - Chris Thombs Mc Customer #14 - Dann Thombs Mc Customer #15 - Dann Thombs Mc Customer #16 - Dann Thombs Mc Customer #17 - Dann Thombs Mc Customer #18 - Dann Thombs Mc Customer #19 - Chris Thombs Mc Customer #7 - Dann Thombs Mc Customer #8 - Dann Thombs Mc Customer #9 - Chris Thombs Mc Employee #10 - Dann Thombs Mc Employee #11 - John Heins Mc Employee #12 - John Heins Mc Employee #13 - John Heins Mc Employee #15 - Chris Thombs Mc Employee #16 - Alan Clayton Mc Employee #17 - Chris Thombs Mc Employee #18 - Chris Thombs Mc Employee #19 - John Heins Mc Employee #7 - Hobbes Mc Employee #8 - Chris Thombs Mc Employee #9 - Dann Thombs Michael Jackson - Chris Thombs Monsters Host 1 - Chris Thombs Monsters Host 2 - Dann Thombs Naughty Student - Amy Thombs Navy Seals Intructor - Dann Thombs Navy Seals Recruit - Chris Thombs New Song in the West, The - Dann Thombs Peace Alien - John Heins Psych Patient #1 - John Heins Psych Patient #2 - Amy Thombs Psych Patient #3 - Chris Thombs Psych Patient #5 - John Heins Psych Patient #7 - Amy Thombs Psych Patient #8 - Chris Thombs Pyschiatrist #1 - Chris Thombs Pyschiatrist #2 - Chris Thombs Pyschiatrist #3 - John Heins Pyschiatrist #4 - John Heins Pyschiatrist #5 - Chris Thombs Pyschiatrist #6 - John Heins Pyschiatrist #7 - Chris Thombs Pyschiatrist #8 - Amy Thombs School Teacher - Chris Thombs Scream Ghost - Chris Thombs Scream Ghost - Dann Thombs Security Guard - Dann Thombs Sheep, The - Chris Thombs Slippery the Two Lunged Sloth - Chris Thombs Snarky the Werewolf - Dann Thombs Stolen Girl - Amy Thombs Take Me Home Alien - Dann Thombs Trailer Drunk - Chris Thombs Trailer Drunk 2 - Amy Thombs Unknown Creature - Chris Thombs Vampire Interviewee - Chris Thombs Walley Eye - Chris Thombs Woman Man - Dann Thombs Yes Alien - Dann Thombs Grouped Characters: (1) Mc Employees View all character details
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